Is there a human I can talk to?

As most of you have realized, Amazon support for sellers is abysmal. Their help topics are tedious, and their responses to help questions really have you wondering if you’re dealing with a robot.

Has ANYONE had any luck getting in contact with a human representative? With most companies I deal with, a CSR is assigned to you if you have any questions and such. I have SO MANY questions, but I’ve just let them go unanswered because it’s more trouble than it’s worth trying to get help through the online system. I would love to chat with someone on the phone, or (better yet) be able to email them about problems I need help with.

Any suggestions?